probably my favorite thing hes ever said

my hobbies include pattern recognition and psychoanalysis

good morning luffy nation 🗣️‼️

Come on ma, you’re typing too slow… Wait, wait wait that’s the wrong snack!!! 🤦🏽‍♂️

Keep seeing ig posts assign Serena Van Der Woodsen from gg and Cassie from euphoria as Leos and I’m here to say you’ve clearly never met a Leo… Leos are the Maddys & Blairs of the world.

Maui Mayor Richard Bissen says tourist who threw rock at Lani, a local Hawaiian monk seal, in viral video will be prosecuted The person has been identified as a 37‑year‑old tourist from Seattle, Washington "Lani is a beloved seal and cherished member of Lāhainā's ocean ʻohana"

when community notes does the shadiest job 🤭

had a lucid dream this morning that broke my heart so much that i’ve just been sleeping all day and listening to fleetwood mac breakup songs all night

ban lexapro and it’ll be my face that haunts him in hell

im so shadow banned lord pls im begging unleash me unchain me In JESUS NAME

yummmm

what a kind and caring cat sibling. like, “bro dw they do this everyday. they’re coming back, and until they do, you’ve got a friend in me. here scratch my belly.”

they’re just tryna reel the Blacks back. don’t fall for it. stay in line!

that just pmo

if there is an armrest, he must sit between me and the armrest, no matter what (it doesn’t matter that i prefer the armrest too). i am not allowed to leave his presence under any circumstance; he must (first) leave mine, especially when we travel. i cannot EVER sneeze…

🥺 i loff dis

there are too many winans and wayans in the entertainment world

good evening luffy nation