HELLO!!! I DECIDED TO JOIN TWITTER, BECAUSE THE PEOPLE HERE SEEM COOL! (EXCEPT FOR WHEN THEY AREN'T.. BEING COOL...) ALTHOUGH I DON'T EXPECT TO BECOME POPULAR, I APPRECIATE INTERACTION! (I WOULD ALSO LIKE HELP PICKING A PFP NOT MADE BY A BAD PERSON, IT'S HARD TO DO...)

THERE ARE SO MANY SANSES HERE! I WONDER IF ANY OF THEM ARE MY BROTHER... (HE HASN'T BEEN AROUND FOR QUITE SOME TIME, SO I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE WERE HIDING FROM HIS DUTIES ON HERE IN HIS ROOM...)

TOBY AND TEMMIE ARE SUCH COOL PEOPLE. IT'S NICE FEELING LIKE A GAME DEVELOPER ISN'T JUST A DEVELOPER, BUT A FRIEND! IT MAKES THE GAMES FEEL THAT MUCH MORE... PERSONAL! IT JUST MAKES THE GAMES MORE ENJOYABLE. FOR ME, AT LEAST!

GOOD MORNING ALL! I HOPE YOU RESTED WELL. WITHOUT GOOD REST, HOW CAN YOU BE EXPECTED TO DO GOOD WORK DURING THE DAY? (OR... THAT'S AT LEAST WHAT SANS TELLS ME.) ALSO, PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO EAT BREAKFAST! IT HELPS IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH! DON'T FORGET, YOU'LL DO GREAT TODAY!

SOMETIMES I GET WORRIED ABOUT LACK OF INTERACTION. THEN I REMEMBER THAT MOST PEOPLE LIKE SLEEPING IN AT 9 AM ON A WEEKEND.

WOULD ANYBODY BE WILLING TO HELP ME GET THOSE ILLUSTRATED REACTIONS LIKE SANS HAS? (IT MOST LIKELY WON'T BE VERY EASY SINCE I'M NOT AS POPULAR AS HIM...) BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE ANY HELP!

DO I TWEET TOO MUCH? WHAT IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TWEETS TO SEND PER DAY?

I AM VERY BORED. VERY, VERY BORED.

//I feel inadequate when looking at all these parody accounts. Like I'm not doing enough. Nothing against them, they are absolutely amazing and I love seeing everything they do! It's just... rough feeling like I'm not enough.

I AM THE GREAT POSTPYRUS.

PLEASE HELP. I KEEP GETTING POSTS ON MY TIMELINE ABOUT PEOPLE ASKING TO BE DOMINATED. ALL THE POWER TO YOU IF THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE INTO, BUT I PREFER RELATIONSHIPS WHERE PEOPLE ARE EQUAL!

NYEH HEH HEH!!!

GAY PEOPLE ARE VERY GAY.

CONGRATULATE ME.