movies/shows I will never watch based solely on their title: Lucky Number Slevin Her Smell Tiny Beautiful Things more to come ...

You just have to love this energy right here

We finally made a list lifehacker.com/10-podcasts-th…

obviously

will someone please deactivate this account 😭😭😭 i'm tired of seeing shit like this

ASK APP NOT TO TRACK

two of my favorite things put into one meme!!!!

I’m at a VERY nice restaurant. Got up to go to the bathroom. Got turned around. Ended up in the kitchen. I’m back here heating sauces, chopping salads. I am fucking UP. Patrons are MAD.

A $50,000 mishap on the new The World Record Podcast w/ guest John Merriman & @thriftstoreguy WATCH youtube.com/watch?v=vdFDqR…

As funny as it is, the billionaire marinara sub really overshadowed the story about the hundreds of refugees that drowned last week off the coast of Greece. But what really should be getting more attention is that these drownings weren’t simply a tragedy, they were mass murder.

“The other two” fills the specific bizarre hole “30 rock”, “community” and “arrested development” left in me

Think a certain sandovalian Vanderpump cast member practices complete and utter fidelity? 💄 Think again you bitch 🫦

This Wednesday at 12:01am The Poundcast & the The World Record Podcast will become one. Be there for this historic event!

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

What's cooking at Henry's kitchen you ask? Why, it's authentic Hawaiian loco moco! #cookingathome #lunch

Is Indiana Jones related to Osmosis Jones?

how the cashier looks at you when you press “no tip” after all they did was spin the iPad around

im leaning towards blowing my cock off on the 4th. last year i exploded my ass off so probably do something with my dick or maybe my balls