Parekh will be generational. I need him in Ottawa.

We need a Luigi Mangione for whoever implemented digital board ads during NHL games

Antonio Brown is wanted for attempted murder and Israel is doing terrorism, big day for guys who like saying "yeah, that sounds about right"

Bumping this special again. Mike is the man. To my twenty active followers, give it a shot. His tweets are good also.

Radio silence from Jesse Pollock, c'mon buddy give us some fresh takes on the war

NO WARS followed up by cheap gas is excellent

“How much space do wild things need” is one of the saddest, most impoverished understandings of life, common to many now.

You can't do this in Ottawa because policy decisions are only made by washed up DJs from Barrhaven

Steve Yzerman in his office preparing for free agency tomorrow (Red Wings fans will tell you it’s part of the Yzerplan)

Locking down Dua Lipa with a hairline at that level of recession is a generational buzzer beater

Quebecois culture is the best, man

RIP

Decided to take a break from twitter for a little while but I just became a full time instagram user instead and the algorithm turned me into a neo-Nazi. Great! 🙄

My kids (they're young and hip) are always begging me to play Alan Dershowitz videos on the computer. He's the new Mr. Beast, they say

This is literally an argument in favour of Hamas

In 2026 I'm Jesse Pollock maxxing (writing hundreds of extremely mundane hockey takes like "Schiefele is so nasty" and then occasionally begging for the extermination of Palestinians) when will I be offered a six figure contract TSN Bell

With Staios specifically calling out "trolls and sick people" you've got to wonder if the guys from the Future Sickos pod finally became current sickos?? The verbiage is too similar to be a coincidence

Brother if we become best friends with China and tell the US to kick rocks I'll never call you a pussy again. Tempting offer, no doubt