I’m here to tell you people the Indians are going to raid tonight

This cold weather needs to sip some whiskey so it’ll warm up.

This south western Oklahoma wind is doing a better job blowing me than my ex. 👏🏻🙌🏻

Currently somewhere between Pipestone,MN and Jacksboro, TX

*kaleb shows up. me- “hey man i got steaks thawed can you cook em?”

i have never heard of anyone enjoying hauling hay

I yell at stupid people with my road rage like they can hear me from inside the cab. It doesn’t help the way they drive.

Nate doggg is a playa #playa #truckin

I’ve said it before so I’ll say it again. If she ain’t fucking ya she’s fucking around on ya.

I’m used to dealing with flies. But not mosquitos in south Texas that out number flies

It’s easier now days to find a good cow than to find a good woman……

Im going to get called in for flashing red and blue lights.

I liked it a lot better when COVID had everyone at home and the roads were clear

💁🏻‍♂️

“The good ole days”

The best feeling is rolling around in a brand new pickup and nobody recognizes you