Someone better copyright “Choklahoma™️” quick. #BoomerSooner #RollTide

Jalen Brunson is a good ball player. No doubt about it. However; he throws his leg out on every three point shot he takes. I thought the NBA Official’s were supposed to not call that this season? So bad for the game. #knicks #LetEmKnow

Can we trade Lonzo Ball for a sixer of Christmas Ale or something? His +/- has to be absolutely terrible. All he does is miss shots and turn the ball over. #LetEmKnow

Nikola Jokic walking into the arena in a Christmas Day, Taco Bell cardigan. He’s about to go for 50/15/10 tonight 🌮🔔 #tacobell #nikolajokic #thejoker #NBAXmas

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I really, really want to hate Fernando Mendoza. But. God damn it. I just can’t. He’s too freaking likable. #Hoosiers

Fernando Mendoza is so corny. But I guess that’s part of his charm. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Congrats to Indiana football on the most historic season in college football history. #Hoosiers

New Years Eve, 2023. On your way home, you’re hit by a drunk driver. You end up in a coma, only to wake up tonight. Someone tells you “The US is about to use its military to invade Greenland, and the Indiana Hoosiers just won the national championship in football”. McNeil

Congrats to the tens of you watching the Cleveland Cavaliers and Orlando Magic on Peacock. This has to be your digital Super Bowl. #LetEmKnow

Happened to be scrolling and Trump pops up live at the “National Prayer Breakfast”. Talking about attacking Venezuela, then pivoting to the closed borders, followed by deportation, and finally praising… Pam Bondi. With a large group of “Christian’s” clapping along gleefully.

Looks like the lights are a little too bright for JSN. That’s already two drops in the first quarter. #SuperBowl #Seahawks #Patriots

I’ll be honest. I don’t know Drake Maye. Probably a nice guy. But god damn it if he doesn’t have the most punchable face I’ve ever seen. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #SuperBowl

When you don’t have anything positive to talk about, so you trot out 25 special guests to try and distract people from the disaster of your presidency. #SOTU2026

Replacing #KristiNoem with Markwayne Mullin at #DHS is kind of like shitting your pants, and then changing your shirt.

Just turned 45 and completed my first at-home #Cologuard test. Now they want me to just casually stroll into my local UPS store and drop off a box of poo? Hell no. I’m gonna leave it at the door like an abandoned newborn at a firehouse.

The #Tugboat has entered the ballgame in the World Baseball Classic. #CANvUSA #WBC #Canada #UnitedStates

“Tugboat gets Dumper!” #WorldBaseballClassic #TeamCanada #TeamUSA