“Which one of you good for nothin’ rakk-brained grinders decided to turn up the thermostat... in this STUPID HEAT?!”

“It’s too damn quiet for comfort... somebody ignite a midget for me, and quick, or else!”

“As long as that midget corpse is scorched to skag roast, then go ahead, whatever it is that ya do...”

“Ya’ know... I’ve ran out of back-up torture dolls, and nobody has volunteered themselves for the job! What the hell is wrong with this world...”

“What? I didn’t say anything! I mean... who wouldn’t wanna be the new torture doll? It’s not so hard to do! It’s easy, really...”

“I just want a new torture doll! Is it so hard to ask? Besides, all of the previous volunteers have been all scorched to skag-bait... it’s just not the same!”

“And people want their torture dolls, like me! What are ya’ anyway, some kind of... purist or something?”

“Oh come on, you’re playin’ me, ya rotten bastard! I’m mean- I’m a very reasonable guy! You understand me, right?”

“Well... maybe /you/ are the crazy one for not lining up for it! Hell, I’ll even provide a sign up bonus! For the first timers... Try it out sometime!”

“Ya’ grinder, how dare you say that to my face...”

“Son of a bitch! Well... you just decline my very generous offer one more time, and I might have to make a kickball out of your ligaments!”

“Don’t test me grinder... I’ll do it! So, ya’ take my offer now, and I won’t have to use your skull as an ash tray! Just do it... The options seems pretty clear-cut to me...”

“Well-... I can do math! How do ya like that, smarty pants?”

“Err- I mean, ya never know... In fact, maybe you have it all backwards! Yeah! Who’s the smart one now?”

“I’m only giving you the straight facts... I am pretty fuckin’ brilliant, after all! I am Captain of the Rippers for a reason...” “Come on, ask me somethin’ I don’t know!”

“Well y-you see it’s... math and uh... like, it’s something with technology- uh... NHH- GOD DAMN YOU!”

“You’re really good at this whole intellectual thing... sounding smart... the smartiest of smarty pants... I’ll give it to ya!”

“You’re one special kind of a skaglicker, grinder... Given your refusal to acknowledge the legitimate crisis I am going through right now... because I don’t have a GOD DAMN TORTURE DOLL!!”