Escaped kangaroo passes Trudeau in polls. #LiberalpartyofCanada #ConservativepartyofCanada #escapedkangaroo #cbcnews #ctvnews #globalnews thecanadianer.com/escapedkangaroo

CBC slashes 800 jobs, but keeping Luxury Executive Space Module #CBC #WGC #ACTRA #CBCnews #CTVnews #CRTC thecanadianer.com/cbcslashesjobs

Ohtani passes on Toronto, can't afford decent apartment. #Ohtaniwatch #sportsnews #bluejays #MLB #Sportsillustrated thecanadianer.com/ohtanipasses

Friend talking shit about you to your cat while you're in Mexico. #Cancun #lovecats! #holidayseason thecanadianer.com/catsitter

Tesla recalls Elon Musk for safety glitch. #teslarecall #tesla #cbcnews #ctvnews thecanadianer.com/teslarecall

Ford okays beer and wine sales at voting booths. #fordnation #cbcnews #ontario thecanadianer.com/fordbeer

'Vodka and Ativan' - The Holiday Cleanse! #christmasstress #aretheholidaysoveryet thecanadianer.com/vodkacleanse

"Name server as sole beneficiary in your will?" Added to debit machines. #tippingburnout #homebody #foodgouging thecanadianer.com/debitwill

Ford blames Gingerbread holiday message on "amazing hash." #gingerbreadmessage #fordnation #housingcrisis thecanadianer.com/fordgingerbread

Game night at the Peterson's turns ugly. #jordanbpeterson #cbcnews thecanadianer.com/petersongames

Greta Thunberg says fuckit, buys Hummer. thecanadianer.com/gretahummer

Poilievre vows to turn flagship CBC building into gun range. #cbcintrouble #pierrepoilievremp #CRTC thecanadianer.com/cbcgunrange

World on edge as Denmark proclaims new King. #Denmarkking #mayhem #worldorder thecanadianer.com/danishking

Alberta converts hatred of Ontario into megawatt surplus. #albertacold #UCP #winterblahs thecanadianer.com/albertawatts

Ukraine holds 'Barbie' vigil. #barbiegate #oscars #growup thecanadianer.com/ukrainevigil

Unseasonably warm temperatures helping ease housing crisis in Ontario. thecanadianer.com/warmcrisis

Bell introduces new 5G high-speed firings. #bellletstalk #bellheartless #bellgarbagedecision thecanadianer.com/bellbibic

A-holes gather in Ottawa to mark second anniversary of A-holes gathering in Ottawa. thecanadianer.com/aholesgather

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Alabama rules Confederate dead are embryos. #Alabamaembryos #deepsouth #cnn #KayIvey thecanadianer.com/alabama