The moustache scares everyone.

||: all my mentions are gone so,,,, like your last reply to me please.

Well, someone obviously left the stove on.

Dances through the house while eating a grilled cheese sandwich. Look at all those crumbs everywhere.

Oh, it’s Halloween. Time to dig up the corpses in the backyard to use them as decorations.

So. Who’s he getting some candy from?

Sneezes a couple times. Fuck winter.

Oi, Jimmy.

He has to admit that he’s slightly disappointed that he wasn’t invited.

He’d do anything to spice up these boring days. Even storing body parts into their freezer.

||: Twitter just offered to “translate” someone’s bio to me (it was in English already ??) and the result is,,,,, interesting.

Well, guess he’s gotta figure out what to spend the 500k on now. Let him just grab it from the freezer.

What a shame. Bland it has to be. And definitely no. He likes his kidney where it is.

Oh, that’s where he left it. He’ll pick it up later. Probably.

Anyone around that can drive him to the nearest morgue? He needs to get something real quick.

❝𝐴𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝘩𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜, 𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝒊𝒏.❞ » Dracula rp » Experienced - Literate » Penned By #Cεяυѕ

||: I need to know if the dd fandom is active or not cause my muse is through the roof for fuck’s sake

“Hi, I’m here to ruin everything.”

“ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ.” — ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ᴡᴇꜱʟᴇʏ — 9+ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ — ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴏᴠᴇʀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ — ᴀᴜ & ᴏᴄ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ — ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ — ɴꜱꜰᴡ — ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ?