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Chris

@theburchisback

Universal Orlando Team Member. Proudly enjoying vanilla ice cream since 1991.

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calendar_today10-06-2016 18:38:03

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Today the Burches single-handedly turned a Meet Mickey and Friends wait time from 5 minutes to like 35 because Mickey wanted to keep Brooke

Today the Burches single-handedly turned a Meet Mickey and Friends wait time from 5 minutes to like 35 because Mickey wanted to keep Brooke
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I just unironically said out loud “Well if we did that, then we’d really be cooking with gas.” So everybody wish me a happy 90th birthday

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It’s the way I just got home with my child and this girl IMMEDIATELY demands to watch Cinderella with Brandy and Whitney Houston. We’re raising a person of culture.

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Today I went to Festival of the Holidays and stood in line behind a woman who proceeded to order 3 Dozen Spaceship Earth cookies at one of the booths. And then pulled out like four giant tupperware containers to put them in. The boldness of the human race is frightening.

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We have been playing Whamageddon wrong all along. Last Christmas is not the song we should be trying to avoid hearing all season. Candy Cane Lane by Sia is. Bruv.

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That crypto commercial got the whole room singing along and laughing our asses off, 10/10. However. “Am I so secure?” Bruh, that ain’t the lyric

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My three year old just looked at me from her half eaten bowl of Mac and cheese and said “Hi Chris” and my neck has never snapped so hard