In America, if you watch an episode of the Mandalorian, they get to kill your wife

Sadly don’t think this Single-A bat dog will be getting called up to the show anytime soon

terribly sorry about this but in my defense it was really easy to edit

The play

you have to play the audio. i scrolled past this multiple times without hearing it, it’s even fucking funnier with audio

You have to watch it or the next season of The Mandalorian won’t make sense

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Go to Springfield, order the cat, the whole thing, medium rare, grab a beer or two, make it three, curly fries and coleslaw, grab a chair out back, ask for the barbecue sauce, tell them you know barbecue.

Thought the Panthers signed Machamp for a second

Zion trying to say “lackadaisical” had me crying 😭

“The kids are calling it diarrhea. It’s like peepee but it’s poopoo.”

There’s this grunge wrestler named Steven Flowe who’s theme song Even Flow except all the words are just changed to Steven Flowe

Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok buff.ly/4jljnQP

SHAI GILGEOUS-ALEXANDER TONIGHT: 55 POINTS 8 REBOUNDS 5 ASSISTS 23/70 FT

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The Los Angeles Lakers have signed Giratina to a 5-year, $100M contract.

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