day 7 in Italy: a mosquito bit/drank from my arm and almost immediately dropped dead. that’s good right?

When @johniadarola.bsky.social gets reincarnated as a dog

ok but can we all agree that “Baby, you the whole package, plus you pay your taxes” is a really weird compliment/lyric?

i wonder if the water boy and aqua man know each other

am i the only person who doesn’t have a cat but keeps the pantry stocked with a variety of cat food in case one shows up or no?

‘ancient aliens’ is factual because it’s on the history channel

just walked into my favorite place in the world (yes, it’s a bar in Tokyo) and the bartender saw us and said “same?”. My life goal has been achieved what do I do now do I just die

trying to help my artsy mom promote her new jewelry line but she forgot her name 👋👋👋

I’d give that editor everything everywhere all at once 🤤🥵

Donald Trump just released this statement

to support the writers strike, im letting chatgpt handle all my email replies today hashtagsolidarity ✊🏼

Happy cinco de mayo bishes

tyt's tiktok's off the hizzy

One for the ages here

If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy all her friends? 💅🏼

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Vaxxed?

tag yourself if you made this 👀

I didn’t waste the day. I emotionally processed several imaginary conversations.

guys I’m in Japan rn and got time. Tell me where I can find this monkey.