Europeans' out of offices are like "I will not be working until 18 September. All emails will be automatically deleted." Americans: "I am in the hospital. Email responses may be delayed by up to 30 mins. Sorry for the inconvenience! If urgent, please reach me in the ER at..."

Me on July 16: Can you do a call on July 21st? Here are the times that work for me: 11, 2, 4pm ET Everyone on July 21st at 9am: Sure! Dear everyone: THAT DAY IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE

You know, @jaichanellie said what she said. How do you decline unpaid partnerships?

I have a fold in the cheese joke but you wouldn't know what it means.

the human says there are two options. inside or outside. but if they would simply. elevate their mindset. they would uncover a third option: stand in the doorway. and sniff the air

This is Jindol. He was found abandoned in the street with his back paws cut off. He’s been rescued, but still in need of medical care. Every day without prosthetics is a battle against sores and infection. You can help Jindol get new feet below. 13/10 gofundme.com/f/rescue-dog-j…

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So I spoke to a famous psychic last night and she said that life isn’t going back to “normal” until 2022. How’s that for #sundayscaries

i feel chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

I'm discussing “904 Networking” with Lauren Bankert Steif. Tuesday, Mar 16 at 8:30 AM EDT on @joinclubhouse. Join us! joinclubhouse.com/event/m7okpRRo

“904 Networking” with Lauren Bankert Steif, Stephanie | The Borrowed Babes, and 904 Networking. Tuesday, Mar 23 at 8:30 AM EDT on @joinclubhouse! joinclubhouse.com/event/Prk7lJy5

Thank u IHOP for Milkshake Monday

You know I love @ShelettaIsFunny but I love that she looks so FaB in her Katherine Way also!

I see a bunch of green jackets but no gold ones. Cant thank u enough fellas! Love, Happy

Nothing to see here, teammates talk @b_dechambeau #GoUSA

Our past female student-athletes have paved the way in Gators Sports for the last 50 years. Now their children and the next generation are ready for the next 50! #MyGators50 #GoGators

This is Barron and his son, Carlos. Carlos just came home from college after barely surviving finals. Barron missed him a whole bunch and will not leave him alone. Both 13/10

Had a blast, Ethan’s a pro

#Eagles are the designated home team in #SuperBowlLVII ; it's an NFC year in the rotation. They have first choice of uniform. Will they go midnight green? All black? I'd prefer this beauty that Jerry Robinson is wearing. The porthole mesh, the multi-stripes. C'mon Eagles, do it

#LifeHack Your iPhone will auto correct Gaetz to FARTS if it’s not accustomed to using it, so be sure to share your thoughts on Trump Attorney General nominee Matt Farts with the world today. #PoliticsToday #MattGaetz