Me: Are you pooping? My two year old in the corner: NO!

All of them. We keep harping on about squad depth and needing multiple strong players in one position, then desperately try to pick who's the best. Premier League, Champions League, Carabao Cup, FA Cup - we need to get in a position where whoever we choose to start, we're good.

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Levy out, etc. But first... 😂 #COYS

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Absolute filth.

This. As much as I loved Dele, suggestions we should sign him on a pay-per-play basis are ridiculous. Fantasy. 100% behind taking him in, helping him train, letting him use each and all of the club's resources to get where he needs to be.

Imagine thinking doing weird shapes over your face as an adult is cool.

Look, people of Clacton: your frog-looking leader gives ZERO FUCKS about you. He's too busy swanning about in America, trying to earn $$$!

This is genuinely difficult to watch. Let's be honest, England (and many other countries, of course) has been riddled with racist scum for centuries. That's no surprise. The surprise/shock for me, is that now they feel empowered to be so vocal and overt with their views. Grim

The guy in the red MEGA hat has been identified.

Instant reaction is that I feel bad for Tel, but I imagine Thomas Frank will deal with it properly, and has challenged Tel to smash it in the Premier League (and suggested he'll get lots of opportunity to do so).

Like, fuck me. Poor imbecile Alexander isn't alone in this thinking, that's the terrifying thing. Religion ≠ Nationality. Honestly, give me strength.

Angela Rayner has admitted not paying enough stamp duty & now we're in that slightly strange limbo where a big story has broken but not much has moved since because we're waiting for the investigation to conclude. I'll admit something: I've found it hard to work out who would be

Interesting to hear from former #thfc midfielder Jermaine Jenas on Daniel Levy

The 'Soccer Ashes' can politely make its way to the bin Paramount+

Lol, obviously don't #BringBackAnge, but what a vid.

I was 12 when Daniel Levy took control of Spurs. Crazy. End of an era. Hopefully onwards and upwards...! #COYS