grandkids 🤝 swifties sold out shows in detroit tonight

when someone describes themselves as “brutally honest” i already know they’re gonna be one of the worst people i’ve ever encountered

On this Father’s Day I’d like to address all the men I helped raise because their dad left them. You all owe me sooooo much money.

If you only post pics of you with your dad as a kid on Father’s Day, I’m going to assume he aged atrociously

I think the funniest thing that wyte women do is call each other “chica”

“how do you do it?” oh it’s really really really really really really really hard and at no point am I not neglecting a part of my life to make room for something else just to always feel like I’m not doing enough for everyone and everything I love :) thanks for asking haha!

The use of creators in the marketing space is still novel, and is worth investigating on a more critical level. Awesome work Emmy Liederman - this was a great read!

I'm looking to chat with junior advertising creatives on claiming credit and building a personal brand when agency politics fail to encourage talent visibility. I'm happy to chat on background. DM or email me!

Maturing is realizing that Kevin was the best Jonas all along.

the same guys who think disparaging jokes about women are funny spent weeks lamenting how men are represented in the Barbie movie

Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Seyfried and Lacey Chabert reprise ‘MEAN GIRLS’ roles for new Walmart ad. x.com/Walmart/status…

This is the second time my entire feed was men catching smoke for thinking they’re funnier than they are. #GoldenGlobes2024

Younger sister: how are you constantly writing material? Me: because I literally NEVER stfu

Being an adult is being EXTREMELY proud when the medical receptionist comments “wow, you have REALLY good insurance.” It’s been hours and I’m still not over it 🥰

Meta’s down so I guess we’re all here?

Fine, X can have the list too but I’m not updating it again until April

Happy #International_Womens_Day to the women who will solely post about themselves today. We get it. You’re the main character.

Happy #International_Womens_Day to the men on dating apps that will use this as a better opener than “got any weekend plans???”

Happy #International_Womens_Day to whoever coined the term “Sheconomy”. We love the pink construction tools.

Some couples look like they came from the same Barbie and Ken set. My boyfriend and I look like if Woody the cowboy was dating an American Girl Doll.