Telling the government to arrest the pedophiles is like telling Miley Cyrus to arrest Hannah Montana.

Dear right wingers, the left were right about most of their conspiracy theories. Dear left wingers, the right were right about most of their conspiracy theories. Now if we could stop fighting each other and realise the real enemy is the ruling class, that would be great!

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

Even conservative men need gender affirming care ✨

"I may be a fat fuckin idiot criminal slob moron illiterate drug addict country bumpkin redneck fatso who's fuckin dumb as shit and I don't know nothing about no politics but I still love our authoritarian leaders!"

🔥 Jennifer Welch just said what millions are thinking: “The GOP convinced people that needing help makes you a moocher… while the real parasites are billionaires.” Decades of propaganda. One sentence dismantled it.

Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.

An I.C.E Agent ordered a cameo from us wanting to say how I.C.E isn’t dangerous and I.C.E doesn’t hurt people but we declined the order because… We hate I.C.E!

I know everything costs a lot more now but at least it's also worse quality

Imagine Obama wearing a cap to pay respects to fallen shoulders. Fox News would brought back slurs from the 1800s that were thought lost to history

“How are you going to pay for Medicare for All?"  I don't know, how did we pay for a war in Iran that costs $1 billion a day? Weird how the money is always there for bombs and never there for hospitals.

the kids may not know this but ugly people used to be allowed to win cosplay contests at anime conventions

Let me explain what a $2 billion “cow collar” actually is 👇 They put an AI collar on a cow. It tracks location. Health. Movement. Behavior. Every second of every day. A farmer opens an app. Draws a line on a map. That line becomes a fence. No physical fence. No wall. Nothing

How is there money for ICE to run TSA, but not money for TSA to run TSA?

You weren’t spending 5 hours at the airport under Biden….matter of fact….the airlines were required to pay you money if they messed up…..just food for thought.

Southern hospitality is very real, southern hostility is also very real. And what you receive a lot of the times is determined by how you act

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire

I like the "agriculture uses way more water than ai" argument because it implies that asking grok to put someone in a bikini is just as important as literally eating food

Feel like this is why people don’t really go out and party like they once did. Literally two steps out the door and you’re inside this crowdsourced panopticon we call a country getting filmed, posted and clowned on for absolutely nothing