These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.

🎶If she's happy and you know it, blow up her phone.👏👏🎶 💣💥🧨 #guylogic

Since Denny Hamlin won, do they throw FedEx packages at each other in Victory Lane? 🤔 #Daytona500

Somehow managed to snag a selfie with Jimmie Allen while I was on my way to get a beer.😍 #bestbirthdaypresent #starstruck

I need summer so bad

Here comes the birthday train! Dave Kwikkel wishing you the best day full of trains! Love you 😘🚂🎉🥳

403 Forbidden: the server understood the request but is refusing to fulfill it #bigmood

The fact that I'm in that same city as Jenna Fischer right now is more than I can handle. #fangirl #LetsGoBlues

Just when I think I have Grand Hotel figured out, they throw yet another plot twist in there 😱. Great show. Highly recommend.

Santiago will do whatever it takes to protect the ones he loves 😬 Watch all of #GrandHotel Season 1 today! bit.ly/2m5UhgM

I see Beto’s guns were already confiscated

#tweetforbusch #sweepstakes

At least they can't cancel turkey season 🤷🏼‍♀️ #coronavirus

Now that everyone is working from home, I think it would be fun if everyone on Slack set their status the way they would if this were 1999 MSN messenger. #quarantine

CHECKERED FLAG: Ryan Blaney goes back-to-back at @TalladegaSuperS, winning the #GEICO500 in a photo finish!

Me heading to Twitter once I realize Slack isn't working. #slackisdown.

Oatmeal cookies and milk? Yes. Oat milk? No.

To my #1 podcast of 2021, Office Ladies: The Podcast: thank you for keeping me company on Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/3OHCFs84l… ❤️❤️❤️

Happy Athletic Trainer Month to the very best! We are so fortunate to have you at BHS, Mr. Kwikkel!