Me, leaning over to my son, Neytiri, at Avatar 5: I was in middle school when Avatar 1 came out

Hey #thepitt writers, what if there was a guy in the basement who hates the Pitt and he’s got a mask and every episode he’s trying to get dr Robby with a shrink ray and stuff like that, dm me for more The Pitt ideas

Dave Chappelle, suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special:

At least 3 performances missing for Avatar 3, I assume

Calvin had the best parents in the world

Sometimes she does a little headshake and it’s mesmerizing

Just tricked my chud daughter into praying to God for help. Lmao get healed IDIOT!!

Rob Reiner was the one of the first ever hosts of SNL— his episode is my favorite from season 1 and that’s when the show really felt like it locked in. RIP

You’re not gonna catch me slipping anymore

One of my favorite bits is talking about obscure Wii titles in my adult apartment. Twilight Scene-it? Golden Compass: the 2005 movie tie-in game? Yeah we got those.

My mom doesn’t know who Spider is 😔

It’ll be Doomsday— the reaction to the teaser will cause reshoots and a 6 month delay to June 2027

why does it fit perfectly

Why did you edit out the Oviraptor?

something that really confused me as a kid was the fact that there’s a dragon in a book named eragon and then a giant spider in harry potter named aragog and a hot guy in lord of the rings named aragorn

Lots of evil going on right now, but this one is personal!!😡😡😡

Amateur level nitpick tbh— it makes him sound like a serious artist, a stickler for accuracy. But he just picked a boring but fact-based approach to aesthetics and made it his personality.

In my college lit class, we got extra credit for memorizing and reciting the opening to The Canterbury Tales in Middle English. My professor told me I had a particularly good Middle English accent, which has not been useful recently, but I’m proud.