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This is literally me and holland🐰

can someone send me $500 i really
want to visit my mommy and daddy but the flights are so expensive for no reason

when a woman orders a mich after i ordered a shitty domestic im like…….so you think you’re bette than me???

once a week i say “jealousy professor”

is charlotte autistic coded or am i projecting??? i’m projecting.

i’m a carrie in the way that i’m dumb and really love a cigarette

can i say something??? carrie is annoying.

been recieving lots of questions about this so to clarify:

Challengers was amazing…

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

can someone explain van cleef to me like im a baby

babe why do you have dating apps on your phone :( hinge is the only dating app created to be deleted :( utilizing a series of connective and creative prompts Hinge™ helps singles meet people most compatible with them, so you can go on better (and less) first dates!

forgot that i can sit by the pool and work. this changes everything.