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@thebig_sam

Breathing fire over the wheat fields of the beautiful game. This is a parody account; in NO way related to Sam Smith, Sam Neill, Sam Allardyce or Sam Fox.

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8 years ago

I stand naked at the mouth of the river Mersey. As the wicked, winter winds whip my naked form, my taut tadger waves to and fro, conducting the river in some sort of primal orchestral manoeuvre. A pigeon perches upon my mighty cock. I smile. Yeah, I think I’m ready for the Derby.