So shines a good deed in a weary world...

What no one will say is that the best state for children is whatever KFC is selected for 2025 cabinet meetings... Just make sure we don't run out of kids meal toys or else someone might launch a nuke.

Do you know how much hustle and grind it takes to become "Kennedy with most concerning head issue?"

Or... Ya know... Lose half his guys to the transfer portal/apathy and everyone in the SEC cult of "It just means more" will find the right excuse. Such is life.

Kind of like how you forgot to be a decent businessman... Or father... Or person in general. Go fuck off to the deep part of one of your slave mines.

Trump: I'll speed-run commandment breaking Evangelicals: up by 50 points in the polls!!!

Yeah, but what do you know (checks notes) guy who is paid to have professional opinions on these things?

Nothing like a sloppy-drunk catfight between shameless whores to make me miss the good ol' college days...

The SEC was required to play one high-stakes true road game in bad weather and the mob is already indignant.

A lofty accusation coming from someone whose only contributions to society are misogyny dressed up as content and talking about slices of pizza while waiting for the Internet to greenlight shouting slurs into the void and get 40-year old frat kids to monetize that as well.

Ohio State, Notre Dame, USC, Michigan and Illinois are now 8-1 against the SEC this season, which is stunning considering the SEC remains undefeated in hypothetical matchups

Paul Finebaum: known non-supporter of the troops.

Day 2... Gas: stable. Eggs and milk: rising Stay tuned to the Totally Pointless News Network while everything that actually matters continues to be siphoned out from underneath while you smile and share a TikTok.

Everyone loves telling me to just keep living my life since I'm not affected... That's not good enough. If you think it is, I feel bad for you.

Everyone should take a note from the fine, fighting city of Philadelphia. Elon Musk is just a shittier version rolling into your neighborhood. People should act accordingly.

What an absolute little bitch of a human. Live in reality. Sorry your daughter being inconvenienced took away from whatever war crimes were on your schedule.

Go get it, boys.

I think most of us are fine with just those first two sentences. Feel free to fuck off after that.

You should call him in for backup next time you have to order a donut or something similarly above your capacity to function.