Are you a traitor to the crown? Cuz I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.

I guess you can say Oberon's head was literally bursting with ideas.

Oberon was really aHEAD of the game.

Wait wait. Guys. I just got the most explosive thought.

It's like the Lannister lion. But drunk.

Since I've been dead I have questions. Is Jon Snow's fat boyfriend still alive or what?

“@LobaStark_: ” lol

Wow. October 1st. One year since I've started twitter. I'm going to celebrate with this cake.

HEY GUESS WHAT? I'm gunna haunt your asses for Halloween.

wut :D

I'll show you The Walking Dead...

Hello, peasants.

Truth.

Who wants to buy this weird four year old I found?