9.5 times out of 10, I end up barely doing 20 mph. Why the hell would anyone ever want to rush through paradise?

I'm ten minutes or so from going to Molly's recovery room, after things went fine, but I still have a weird sense of anxiety; I'm still worried that we went to the wrong hospital and some random doctor operated on her.

Really felt like #ThePatientHulu stuck the landing. Well paced throughout, and knew exactly where people needed to end up. That's a good one.

What y’all called being “canceled” is actually people “finding out” after they intentionally choose to “fuck around.”

When I open the next grocery locker in Leon - hopefully in January - I want Kristin Dozier at the inevitable press conference as Mayor.

I was supposed to be on a plane right now to see Let's Eat Grandma at Webster Hall tonight. I'm very much still in Tallahassee. Excuse me as I just listen to "Falling Into Me" on repeat for eight hours.

I just don't think we properly appreciate Brian Tyree Henry. He should be the biggest star by now. #AtlantaFX

The mirroring of second guessing touching the other's hair in Before Sunrise/Before Sunset

Leon County is a Democrat county in name only. Reelection for Dailey and Maddox. Leon voted a MAGA lunatic onto the school board. We're unbelievably screwed.

Things are rough in Florida and Leon County, but I fit comfortably into my Carly Slay shirt for the first time ever. Taking the little things when I get 'em.

Definitely having a moment where I question if I ever should've defended the USPS at any point in the last few years. This is...confusing.

I read today - fine, minus 60 pages yesterday - all of "My Heart Is a Chainsaw." Runs a bit long in the tooth, then the last 120 pages dig through the ditches, burn through the witches, and slam in the back of my Dragula. Damn.

Pretty crazy that Alex Garland and Olivia Wilde made basically the same dreadfully boring movie in the same year.