3 superfood-packed smoothie recipes to elevate your mornings: instyle.io/Hc1p5cG

At least 70 Coffee & Cocktails, it's gonna be that kind of day #killme x.com/coffeecocktail…

Alley ways. That is all.

If you're eating at Wendy's you've got a lot more to worry about ie why you're at Wendy's in the 1st place x.com/cosmopolitan/s…

280 calories per pint? Perfect, fits within our 500 calorie daily allotment. #skeletalchic #besvelte #concave x.com/GQMagazine/sta…

Does anyone know what's considered proper protocol for a 'yellow shower'? #newterritory #escorting101 #yellowshower

Let's play a game called who's bed did I just wake up in

Last night was like the dumpster behind Planned Parenthood.

if wine won't drown your sorrow, vodka sure will.

Have $11k to spare? You can now rent a private jet to fly you to Cuba cntrvlr.co/eWKXTEP

Can't trust people who drink Bloody Mary's

"Already got our coke hook up for Grandpa's 100th" #hurricaneTodd #familyreunion

"We invited the liquor store guys up last night and got cocked" #hurricaneTodd #gripitandripit

"He started a company last month and it failed. No no it's hysterical" #hurricaneTodd #vegas

"I was drunk driving our boat and fell in the water onto a dolphin" #miami #familyreunion

"The pimp in the white coat this week, with Doritos. He kept flicking them at people. Fucking F train"

Weekend discovery: vegan pizza with almond pesto #iactuallyatethat #worthit

I don't think we'll ever leave, morning café cafekitsune in the Palais Royal 🇫🇷☕️… instagram.com/p/BBkcSPfr-dB/

Dude YAAASSS...can he also narrate my life? x.com/GQMagazine/sta…

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