I’m thinking about writing a motivational book for white girls and calling it “You CAN Even.”

On June25 our Kitchen Mgr Vijay died unexpectedly after a brief illness. 19 days later his wife gave birth to their 1st child, a baby girl

All day today, participating Boston Pizzas around #Yeg are donating $$ from every pizza sold directly to his wife to support her

Check out our Boston Pizza Jasper Ave Facebook page for more info on Vijay, his wife and baby, and our efforts to help her

My bucket list is just a list of all the animals I want to pet someday.

Yes, Your Honor, I freely admit that I was drunk. But I was carefully vomiting into a sewer grate, so if anything I was Drunk and ORDERLY.

I've decided not to have kids. They're taking it pretty hard.

I saw a lady at work today doing “breathing exercises” and realized for the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me.

Saw Straight out of Compton this weekend so all I have to say is: Fuck da grammar POlice!

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Be someone who makes someone else look forward to tomorrow.

When you forget to turn off your week day alarm on Saturday morning...

I don’t need femisms i agree, where are all the specialised programs to finally give white men a helping hand?????

A cashier today said “How are you?” and I started to say “Good” but then decided on “Okay.” What came out was “Gay.” This is a true story.

I can’t find the remote control and now I inadvertently know a whole bunch of shit about sea horses.

My mom just came to my house, ate my food, used my wifi and left. I'm not sure what just happened but I think I can hear karma laughing.

It's Friday and the hardest decisions I made all day involved putting on pants and pizza #lifeproblems #loveit

I always say I'm "eating for two" because I think my inner child deserves all the cookies.

90s Shakespeare movie night coming Oct 4! #10thingsIHateAboutYou #romeo&juliet #teencrush

The Belles Validation for our prez and her "Amen, goodbye" at the end of her prayers! x.com/christianfunny…