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@thebehindfeline

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calendar_today11-06-2009 20:45:57

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I’d treat this shit like whiplash. don’t even THINK about opening a twist off bud light before you have 500+ hours of instruction and my own written approval

I’d treat this shit like whiplash. don’t even THINK about opening a twist off bud light before you have 500+ hours of instruction and my own written approval
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merry half christmas to all you sons of witches and then some :’) 🤠✊🏿🗿🌈🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

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i genuinely think the newest ep of always sunny (frank goes into a coma) is top 5 best eps of a tv show ever made. like up there alongside ozymandias and battle of the bastards

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the current iphone photo album app was for sure designed by either a dyslexic schizophrenic or an alien who perceives time different than humans

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gotta do my internet homework via the internet but my school’s internet is down so the real internet is the internet we made along the way :’)

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imagine trying your best to leave a lasting legacy but you end up sector 47, row 9, structural support skull in the paris catacombs

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as a 29 y/o bartender back in school at my local college, i very high key hope to run into my ~45 y/o professors at the bars so i can strategically feed them rumpleminze then rumpleception them into giving me A ∞’s in everything forever

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my brand new adorable bunny whom’st i love very much chewed through my modem power cord so i think I’m gonna, I don’t know, throw him in the dishwasher? what the hell man i thought we were friends

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I’ve always heard george rr martin’s writings are hard reads but i now know for a fact the people who said that simply don’t know english at all. they have similar unique word counts as dmx

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fun fact: my uncle works at apple so i can confirm that the person who designed the new apple music user interface is in fact helen keller