I went on a date and we were talking about clothes and he was like look at my socks! And they had cats on them and he was like I wore them just for you

I just went on a good second date 👀

🫡

when he pulls out this move

"you have such nice recessive genes... too bad they'll get absolutely dominated" 😔

what would my bf do without me

brushing his teeth like that iconic photo

what's wrong baby 😭

fever dream

all that and he forgot his takeout

I got my boyfriend to watch the premier at the same time 😏

I'm gonna need the gif of him doing flips to use as a reaction

not me over here explaining ABO to my boyfriend 💀

no kiwi live 😭

me: are you a boob guy or a butt guy my boyfriend (without missing a beat): I'm a renaissance man, I like everything my flat chested and flat assed self:

premenstrual syndrome? more like premenstrual depression 🫪