You’d never guess it, but Kim Jong-Un has issues.

Just kidding, miss. Kim Jong-Un is gross. My real love is for Pie, not the food, but a nice Asian man named Pie.

Me so tire. Waked up too eerily.

Anyone seeing the news about carrots being airdropped to wallabies? Anyone know where I can get my own plump, delicious baby wallaby? Asking for myself.

Good one for you. When you get hungry again and need proton for muscles, eat cup of rice, two tablespoon salt and neighbor cat.

Joes on you. I hate Kim. He spend all his time sprucing up his 1991 Honda Civic CRX.

Which are you more excited to do in the future?

Only four hours left to vote in my poll: Would you rather read my book or die? I’m so proud and honored that one voter said they’d rather read my book! I’m touched. Thanks, Mom.

What looks more a like a chode?

I like cats. 😋

What’s the least amount of money you would accept to make out with Kim Jong-Un for a full 10 minutes, tongue and everything?

This is what it would look like if Kim Jong-Un ever tried to screw with America. (Hashtags are random, to help me get famous-er). #ThursdayThoughts #SFFpit #dershowitzlogic #Dershowitz #thursdayvibes #thursdaymorning Donald J. Trump Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

Bleach!

*Preach!

Great news, everyone! I thought I was out of milk for my cereal and found some hidden in the refrigerator.

Kim has a good heart. It’s his soul that’s all fucked up.

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