Peѕтιleɴce "Dιѕeαѕe ɢeтѕ α вαd rep, doɴ'т yoυ тнιɴĸ? For вeιɴɢ ғιlтнy, cнαoтιc. Uн, вυт, reαlly, тнαт jυѕт deѕcrιвeѕ people wнo ɢeт ѕιcĸ. Dιѕeαѕe ιтѕelғ... very... pυre. Sιɴɢle-мιɴded. Bαcтerια нαve oɴe pυrpoѕe: dιvιde αɴd coɴqυer. Tнαт'ѕ wнy, ιɴ тнe eɴd... ιт αlwαyѕ wιɴѕ."

Ineffable conversations that won’t let me be pt.2 Aziraphale’s driving back from Edinburgh. Crowley’s tending the bookshop, they’re on the “radio-phone”. Jim is…around. “Angel.” “Crowley! Hello.~” “…” “…” “Why do you sound like 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?” “Like what?” “𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲.”—

"the only thing a boy's gonna give a girl for free's captivity" the girl: the boy:

Ineffable Conversations That Won't Let Me Be Pt.3 “Ah, there you are.” Aziraphale barged into the room with seemingly no consideration for the passed out demon inside. The bastard. Said demon groaned — it might have been a plea for help or to be left alone. “Here I am. You —

“I loathe it when I'm craving something sweet and some insufferable ninny pipes up with, 'Have an apple!' As if an apple could ever compare to the sheer unadulterated pleasure of a red velvet cupcake. Honestly, what kind of deluded fool makes such a ridiculous suggestion?”

I forgive you = I love you. God shows love through forgiveness, right? Which means Aziraphale was saying 'I love you' the only way he could in that moment. And Crowley, though he understood this, said 'Don't bother' because God's love is not the kind of love he wants 🫠

Reminder: Crowley is all too familiar with Aziraphale's moans, which sound as if he's experiencing sheer ecstasy every time he eats something delicious.

My favorite angel 😌

Have you seen anything cuter than an angel with perfect eyesight squinting because of a little (𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜) fog? No? Yeah, me neither.

get yourself a person who: 1. gets jealous but is soft & gentle because you look uncomfortable 2.doesn't take it out on you even though this is the first mention of a naked 'anyone' and he's been right there 3. will gladly hiss that 'naked man's' ass out of your bookshop

Omg this is genius 🤭

Their first ever conversation in season 3:

I love you on purpose 😭

they match each other's freak 😌

Look at him. He is going to wipe the holy floor with alla them and I'm honestly so excited to see him in action.

Will these idiots ever stop hurting me? 💔

That's uncalled for, don't you think?

what if we kissed at the good omens escalator

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