Ek din tujhe meri importance samajh aye gi par tab tk teri shaadi ho chuki hogi 😂

When crush replies after 1 year Me:

telling my poor heart, you will come back one day

Desi family mai khudke emotions chhupane ka bohat pressure hai.

Life was great when she used to taste what I made.

imagine yo girl passes away and some dude posts “i was just with her last night”

My relationship career has never reached the anniversary celebrating part

moms be like "this stays between us" then tell everyone at the next family gathering

Happy with a slight touch of sadness and body pain

Talking is overrated let's just look into each other's eyes

Once I like you I'll go everywhere with you

Life, Crush and Padhai to me:

I wish I could save money the way I save memes

In terms of the irritation produced by scratching: Mosquito bite < Ant bite < Google pay scratch cards

I got 99 issues and none can be solved

I wish I had a time machine

I be like "idc" then bite off my lips skin

Out of time

We're already part of a collective meta-mind. It's called X.

In 1973, this man learned "to exit his physical body." He "mentally traveled" to Jupiter and described its rings. 6 years later, NASA’s Voyager 1 confirmed EVERY detail he reported. CIA immediately classified it But, what he discovered about consciousness will terrify you: 🧵