Maybe it’s the shot perspective (in which case, good cinematography) but it seems like Hunter Biden has a sewer pipe and MTG thinks that’s a bad thing

Part of the fun of Leagues Cup is seeing how bad the refs from outer CONCACAF can be. Not close to a hand, barely messed up the sleeve as it went through.

Not an entirely accurate statement if you ask my right Achilles but overall I endorse playing with #SickosFC

Hooray @loonstravel but also me when Antifa Zellburg exists

Thanks for spending your Sunday with us. Here is a video of Kobe the Allianz Field dog, as a treat.

I #VoteReynoso for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

It’s beautiful, @BlackHartSTP.

Find this and give it back to its rightful owner and no one gets hurt. You don’t want to make Ragnar and Clara walk like commoners.

On the night where the most mediocre white guy that ever lived had his pet project fullback give up two goals before watching the center mid he forced via substitution to center back give up a goal within two possessions, I salute Minnesota United FC for giving VRJ a grand on Heath’s behalf.

Seven years managing a soccer team in this era is an eternity and typically requires dynasty level success. Heath hasn’t had great investment, but he’s had the mandate to make MNUFC in his image. An Open Cup final and a Conference final aren’t enough to have justified seven years

The only thing wrong with this is the picture. Give us the mournful corner flag!

Drop by the picket line and show your support to folks who make your Allianz experience possible. Minnesota United FC can afford $12,000 a year to pay for their workers’ healthcare costs.

I mean this sincerely and with both examples like this and modest experience from talking to them: the average player isn’t that smart and certainly watches less MLS than you’d expect.

Bullshit, I was there, there’s no way after this season that Wonderwall would be in #MNUFC’s top two tracks

YES

No one tell Jimmy Carter about outliving Henry Kissinger, I bet he’ll still have a good year plus of spite survival in him if he thinks Henry’s still alive

Honestly, I’m disappointed. In our halcyon days Twitter would have milked a week off of Kissinger memes and now it feels over on X after four hours. I think it’s over.