We're not hiring. Fuck off.

Doug's apple was sterilized per break room policy. I handled and pressed the antiseptic sandpaper myself. If the smallpox has gotten in, it wasn't Doug's fault. So can it.

We will not talk about Jimmy Butler until we better understand the shape of his hair. Trapezoids don't usually go like that. Our thoughts: bit.ly/2ybjDwc

Death becomes you, Henry. bit.ly/2ADkesL

Sports is being replaced with Anime.