Who!? Who is this niece or nephew?

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Sleeping… with you!!

Bad joke. I’ll take my tomatoes now.

Test

I’m going to borrow that book when he’s done with it. Curious as to its contents.

“Tricked me” [scoffs] Okay.

I’m a cross between flattered and terrified.

Of fucking course she under charged.

Am I jealous of my ample busted bestie? …. Yes.

Because she’s stunning! And vibrant! And exuding all things I could never muster! Like courage! Flavor! Charisma! E V E R Y T H I N G

[huffs at the compliments as online browses for push-up bras] No, it’s something else… she makes your “everyday bombshell” look like a Plain Jane.

Ugh. You can’t do that [blood rushing to her head] I need some of them for some dresses!

Fine [pouts and sets her phone on the floor and crosses her arms] She’s still the most incredible woman I know.

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Hello, 911? She trying to kill me.

-Relax-. You’re making me nervous.

Is everyone… okay?

A Bouquet or Fear (mentions Terrance McDandy) Read: tl.gd/n_1ss32cq

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