Nah, I like "Rebrentry" better.

Guys, are you sure it's a good idea to bring up proof of ownership?

You know this country's going to the dogs when you're willing to pay the Tories £200k for influence and Boris still won't have his cornflakes with you. Boo fucking hoo. theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

The question isn’t why Cressida Dick had to resign. It’s how she was allowed to stay in her post for so long.

If Oliver Dowden doesn’t speak for you, RT.

As everyone is guessing about Putin's goals and his modus operandi in the current crisis, here's my take -- a thread.

During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.”

We need a new Russia Report. A very serious one this time.

Lot of people thinking this is real and it's making me a little happy.

Word of the day is 'growlery' (1853, from Charles Dickens): a place you retreat to for the purposes of growling, muttering, and letting off steam.

Hello Virgin Media ❤️ & Lutz Schüler, merry Xmas and Happy New Year. We've moved house, had our bb service ended and requested our upgraded service long ago. Your team are polite but we've been waiting for their managers to progress our request for weeks now with no joy. Pls help.

Man I love being on stage. I will never be able to fully express how alive it makes me feel.

Noem: The media would have us believe that the NRA is only made up of old white guys.. But there are a lot of other people. A lot of diversity in the NRA… *camera switches to audience*

This Game of Thrones special is crap. Just the one tit so far. #CoronationDay

Arriving Glasto to set up. Drafted 3 versions of this tweet with various dream ways Tom & @eddychemical The Chemical Brothers could kick off their Arcadia 🔥 set, then felt bad and hit delete just in case one actually happens. I'd be chuffed with a 2h extended mix of All Of A Sudden tbh x

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife