Omg I’m sitting in a waiting room and 7 rings is playing This little boy next to me goes “I love the sound of music!” 🥺😭❤️😅

We’re finally getting the 10-minute version of All Too Well tonight from Taylor Swift Now, I’d like to put in an official request for a 10-minute version of Favorite Crime Olivia Rodrigo 👀🧣❤️ #RedTaylorsVersion

What a time to have the last name REDman #RedTaylorsVersion Taylor Swift

Thinking about Applebee's Grill + Bar lava cake

To my #1 podcast of 2021, Crime Junkie Podcast: thank you for keeping me company on Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/3Dgfoleqa…

I wish FaceTime voicemails were a thing

Wordle 229 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Some days, I very much have my life together … and other days (tonight) dinner is a handful of shredding cheese.

The LEAST he could have done was dump them separately #TheBachelor

The fact “Colton” is trending from people calling the bachelor the wrong name after a WHOLE SEASON is peak humor

I love when a relationship goes from “Don’t worry I’m clean it up tomorrow” to “You wash I dry?” ❤️

*Requests October 21st off*

Because I’ll be screaming and crying and kissing in the rain. & at 2am I’ll be cursing your name! 🎶 #Midnight #taylorswift

I have to admit, Elon is doing a really good job — at showing people that billionaires are extremely insecure, no more intelligent or hard working than anyone else, and really shouldn’t exist.

I have fired anyone at the company who has asked about the loud crying coming from my office

remember when Elon Musk told a bunch of hospitals he was sending thousands of respirators to them at the beginning of the pandemic but he actually just sent a bunch of cpap machines which are for people with sleep apnea

I guess not Kathy Griffin though? Literally you make no sense and already have contradicted yourself.

If only there was a way for twitter to verify and those accounts that aren’t parody and give them a little annotation of being a real account. (For free since it would help the platform) Maybe like a check mark? Could be any color but just spitballing here.

Thanks Taylor Swift for spending 4,309 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Cruel Summer. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0…

Chiefs fans for a few hours. Thanks TickPick #SuperBowl