It’s really dumb that parrots live to be about 80 years old while dogs barely get to live to be teenagers… who made these rules!?

Huh. A million views in two hours. Give me a TV show.

Section 3 of the Constitution's 14th Amendment makes it pretty clear. Why is this not being elevated? #14A

Comforting to know that guns don't kill people, and that the widespread availability of assault rifles isn't the issue, so we can land on what the real cause is much more quickly.

If all brands and businesses were like Oatly and Alaska Airlines the world would be a better place #callingoutthegood

Beautiful.

Fucking traitor.

Kamala Harris approaching reporters: Whatcha got?

Like this video if you cry every time. 🥺 #ParisOlympics

Millions of desperate people want to cross their northern border, illegally if necessary, to live in a land with more freedom and opportunity. You see where I’m going with this.

Thank god there wasnt any voting fraud this time

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Needs more tacky.

I am willing to meet Zelensky the way Trump is willing to release the Epstein files.

Kennedy: This is a photograph of the alien from the movie "Alien." This is what you could end up looking like if you eat some of the raw frozen shrimp being sent to the United States by other countries. How could you end up looking like the alien in the "Alien"? Because the

This is very funny. And sad but true.

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