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You talk a lotta shit for a bitch who can’t open a pack of Midol. I say, from the other side of a locked door.

Love how Amy Winehouse wrote a banger telling her boyfriend she cheated on him.

Green-Eyed Ninja Hi Sexy! 😘

What’s good mamacita Bonita?

Drop a 💙 and Repost if you still support President Zelenskyy! I want my 220K Followers to Follow You! 🚀 Who is with us? 🖐️

I'm not sayin' I would be a great Pope, but hear me out. COMMUNION SLIDERS

I have intercepted a Russian spy jet over yo' momma. More news as it develops and whatnot.

Based on your comments, I’d say you’ve had your shoestring confiscated on several occasions.

Maybe after Alcatraz, Trump could reopen Blockbuster and RadioShack.

I’m far too immature to be this damn old.

We spent most of the date just comparing restraining orders against us.

Not even considered for Pope. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

The level of “who cares” is palpable with this hashtag ⬇️ #NewProfilePic

Finally got the call. Going on Star Search to get discovered and whatnot!

How many Inspirational Tweets count as 1 hour of Community Service ?

Do flat Earth people think the other planets are flat too?

. Good Morning Support Group Of The Dollar Tree Therapist Twitterverse

President Biden could’ve been 95 years old in a wheel chair and that would’ve been a million times better than what we’re dealing with now. To attack his age yet again when he’s not even in office just to ignore the crimes of an old deranged criminal tyrant is despicable.

Spoiler Alert: It was me who indeed, “let the dogs out”.

You only hear about folks being ruthless. No one's ever like, "That dude is straight up full of ruth."