Kush rolled, glass full...I prefer the better things!

I d*ckride my friends bad idc. you the baddest bookie & nobody fwy!

Me watching my friend's mom use me as an example for good character.

I’m officially at the age where I’m always looking for somewhere to sit down.

If you don't have a partner to see Christmas lights with, we can go together and unplug them so nobody is happy.

This is why I’m on the internet

i've started asking children what class are you now

when he replies to the story I intentionally posted for him

sometimes i get super sad knowing that my mom won’t live as long as me while she’s probably scrolling on facebook in the next room not giving af

I don’t even blame them who tf is this 😭😭

“i don't judge” also me:

Asked my doctor why she practices with her maiden name and not her married name. Her response was “cus my husband didn’t go to med school”.

sounds like something a nigga who didnt get airpods for christmas would say

You'll enjoy a movie or show and then come to Twitter to find everyone calling the writing, acting, and cinematography shit

i’m so fake antisocial. i make friends so easily. the people love me 😭😭😭

me and my favourite lip liner against the world

🥷:I like you,you are not like other girls Me:(the leader of other girls )

I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday!