sorry i can’t be her

How many babies are you?

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Weird day in New York City. First there’s an earthquake just days before a total solar eclipse—then I walk outside and find this strange and unusual plant?

heartbreaking stories of damage out of New York this morning

annual friendly reminder that CAMP DAMASCUS and BURY YOUR GAYS are not my foray into 'real books' or 'serious writing'. SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION and POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT are real books and serious writing. TROT ON BUCKAROOS lets prove love for all kinds of art

Arguably the most beautiful jump in cat history.

And just like that…Skat Kat is BACK! 🤭➡️ instagram.com/reel/C5WGkYOxM…

'Amy Spalding’ second book in the #OutinHollywood series centers on Max, a wee masc lesbian in Hollywood roped into a self-actualization scheme by her influencer roommate and most importantly to me, playing a lot of lesbian kickball.' autostraddle.com/amy-spalding-l…

If you love and care about movies I do think you should watch movies in theaters and also encourage people to watch movies in theaters. I truly believe that

at face value, Penguin Random House is an absolutely insane name for a company that sells anything

New episode! Anne Murray, featuring our own very special guest star Amy Spalding! muppeturgy.com/episodes/anne-…

New Orleans you’ve done it again

SAN DIEGO! Join me on Saturday night, it is going to be A Good Time! meetcutebookshop.com/events/34981

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Zoinks! AT HER SERVICE is on sale for only $5.99 which is less than I paid for my iced espresso this morning so you might as well CLICK amazon.com/dp/B0C6FTPFZS?…

tesla is revolutionizing the way we crash cars into things

FOR HER CONSIDERTION author Amy Spalding is back with a new rom-com! Fall in love with AT HER SERVICE today: ow.ly/Sg8K50QI1br

make them all lesbians

Have you read Amy Spalding’s new rom com At Her Service? twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…