I HATE LA. THEY JUST PRY OPEN YOUR WALLET AND STICK A SHOP VAC IN IT AND SUCK OUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY.

Ah ok

LOL MY MOM

@kels_martinson Gracie Eagan it's just sleeping

My brother is stopping traffic for his wedding photos 👏🏼

I have seven kinds of cheese in my fridge. I'm running low.

Adam just found out he can face time in the shower..

Noooo

If I get the groupon for a couples massage, can I be my own partner and get both massages, one after the other?

Not being able to park on my street half the time is making it really easy to go to the gym I guess.. 😑

But seriously. Can I sleep in past 7 without having to move my car plz.

Just remembered I'm complaining to a bunch of people with real jobs who have to get up at that time every day.. Cheers 🍺

Snap chat really needs to record audio when you have someone on speaker phone. I need to share my neighbors words with the world.

🐴🏈👍🏼👏🏼

It's only noon and I've already been to the DMV twice and cried like a thousand times 🙄

Watching Mad Men and it absolutely frightens me that that time period was very near this time period. But it's also exciting... Girl power

My new blender is working great, my relationship with my neighbors..not as great 😳😛🙉

My work gave me so many shifts today..they must have found out I'm the only one without a Valentine n the animals are my only source of love

U know in the summer when u sleep naked with a fan on and the sheet only covering your feet cuz it's hot but there's still monsters? Me now

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