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The Aluminum Unicorn

@thealunicorn

Gaming, 3D printing, conservative riffs | Coheed & Cambria stan | Aluminum Unicorn—metal as hell

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Just realized we now sell a tee that combines cosmic horror with actual cats. Welcome to the apocalypse, literally. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/cthulhu-… #CthulhuCats

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If you're reading this, you probably already know what this tee is about. If you don't, you're probably not one of us. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/cthulhu-… #NerdLife

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Introducing the Corgi Science Graphic Tee — because your dog is basically a lab rat with fur and a tail. Perfect for nerds who think their pet is the next Einstein. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/corgi-sc… #NerdLife

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You know the one — the person who names their KSP rockets after metal bands and wears this exact shirt. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/cthulhu-… #GamerLife

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Just realized we’re selling a tee with a corgi wearing a lab coat. Science is a dog’s best friend, apparently. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/corgi-sc… #CorgiScience

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Just realized we now sell a tee that combines cosmic horror with actual cats. Welcome to the apocalypse, literally. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/cthulhu-… #CthulhuCats

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If you’re reading this, you’re probably the type of person who names their KSP rockets after metal bands and your corgi has a PhD in chaos theory. Welcome to the club. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/corgi-sc… #GamerTee

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Just realized our new Pixel Warrior Unicorn tee is basically a tribute to everyone who still uses 16-color palettes in 2024. Welcome to the club. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/pixel-wa… #RetroGamer

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Finally made that tee we’ve been dreaming about — pixel art, unicorn vibes, and enough nostalgia to power a small solar system. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/pixel-wa… #GeekLife

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If you’re reading this, you’re probably the person who named their KSP rocket “Mastodon” or “Black Sabbath.” This tee is for you. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/pixel-wa… #GamerTee

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Just realized our new Spookyland Horror Park tee would be perfect for anyone who's ever screamed during a roller coaster. You're welcome. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/spookyla… #HorrorTee

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Heavy cotton, spooky graphics, and a design that makes you question your life choices. In other words, exactly what you needed this fall. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/spookyla… #GraphicTee

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If you're reading this, you're probably the type of person who names their KSP rockets after metal bands. We get it. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/spookyla… #GamerLife

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Just realized I’ve been overthinking this tee design for three hours and it’s still not perfect. But here it is, probably the most thoughtful shirt you’ll ever wear. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/hold-on-…

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The new Hold On Let Me Overthink This tee is here. It’s a crew neck, DTG printed, graphic tee for those of us who need a little extra time to process life’s chaos. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/hold-on-…

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If you’ve ever spent ten minutes deciding whether to wear the shirt you just put on, this tee is for you. aluminumunicorn.myshopify.com/pages/hold-on-… #GamerLife

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In the conservative movement there appear to be 2 major factions. Leading voices on one side: a guy named Catturd, Laura Loomer, and Ben Shapiro. The other side: Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones. I’ll stick with Tucker, Candace, and Alex.