Sometimes, my friends, it is all business and Rascal has had enough of pushin' paper this past week. Some things just can't be rectified with accounting no matter how great the cook. So, Rascal needs you to ride shotgun while we pay an associate a little visit for a chat. Oh, and

I don't feel physically safe around a lot of these people except maybe CaseOh.

If I had a nickel for every time random dudes approached VTubers IRL for modeling...

When will people learn that it wasn't just a coincidence a new OTK member gets caught for something every month or so. They're all genuine pieces of shit who banded together to safeguard their wealth with plenty more skeletons in the closet.

The booth did their best to hype up the non-Russian fighters especially Alfie Davis in the main event but man it was a one sided show. Davis' best moments were just from Usman slipping in Round 2. #RoadToDubai

Good day for fight fans with an enjoyable PFL card #RoadToDubai and now a break before a night of #UFCVegas113

What an idiot Gafurov #UFCVegas113

"Each had big moments in the final round" No..LMAO. That was Souza start to finish and by old ruling that would be a clean 10-8 (definitely not by new). #UFCVegas113

I'm ngl, holding up your TKO just so you can send them to the shadow realm standing AND early Rd 1? Now that's a performance deserving of a higher fight. #UFCVegas113

Morono is a DOG #UFCVegas113

No wonder we're seeing ass coaching, it's Said Saud #UFCVegas113

Easy FOTN so far #UFCVegas113

Clear 10-9 Kuniev, apex booing because of the clinch but this is the first person to give Almeida no grappling superiority for a round. #UFCVegas113

Anyone shouting "break them up" should be taken outside and shot #UFCVegas113

Clear Kuniev through 2, Almeida has even less effect this round. People forget Almeida is an elite grappler and unnaturally strong, he's gripping Kuniev's arms with everything he can against the cage. #UFCVegas113

29-28 Horiguchi and this fight solidified BOTH men as champ material in different ways. #UFCVegas113

The creepy profile stalkers are gonna come out of the woodwork talking about how they predicted this months ago

Yet another casual tweet from Spinnin Backshit

Damn, I was really hoping for a shutout #SuperBowlLX

One day, perhaps one day, we will learn the secret of how Rascal finds himself in such far flung locales, be they far flung in space or in time itself! Rascal just sent us a transmission via some device called a vectorstream relay (never seen someone scoff at a new Iphone