what happened last night pinot grigioly and IG story responsely can never happen again

If I was a lawyer I would start doing crowd work on the jury

things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy -sending a flirty text -eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips -hearing your friend say “can i be mean for a second?” -doing finger-guns -whitney houston’s “i wanna dance with somebody”

Get me to God’s country

"why do you text in all lowercase" god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism

No I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

my plans for this week

"I asked chatgpt" I confided in amazon I confessed to mcdonald's I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

Was I flirting… or am I just charming?

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

first night of daylight saving time and i’ve had enough. i’ve had enough. we saved enough daylight in years past. we have to put it back where it was i can’t do this

Explaining to my family why I'm still not dating anyone

I’m the only person in Trader Joe’s who knows what they’re doing

i love my country minneapolis

The 35W view of the Minneapolis skyline is very important to me

my brain isn’t rotting i’m saving it to make banana bread

Me and the IT guy after I pass the phishing test

Good morning to all my haters And good afternoon to all my haters in Europe