Bro. As if you even need to think about it! #FavouriteRoad

That’s my cousin, Hank.

I wish someone would...

I’m best avoided every day, Pal... 😂

MAKE. ME. WIDER! #MadGainz

I just put those signs out for decoration...

Must be a few Jacks working at the Council... 😂

Good advice!

Don’t give away my age, mun. My Tinder says I’m 26...

Love ew too, Babes!

♥️

As long as he follows me... to the Bay... at 2mph... via a series of mental obstructions... several times a week... yeah, of course! #YJB

Please don’t post my nudes. I sent you those in confidence. Rude.

When you make friends with the rough lads in tracksuits as you’re leaving the pub at 10pm and you’re so wrecked you say “Come back to mine! Let’s go!” and it turns out they’re psychos and they keep all your neighbours up...

That’s my budgie, Kevin.

50MPH IF YOU PLEASE! I know some of you would be chuffed with 10mph at peak times though...

Truth.

Still waiting for my royalties…

*Adds “Very hazardous” to my Tinder bio*

Close call.