Life is a never-ending succession of NFL teams adding ping pong tables w/stories about how they're finally coming together as a family and enjoying each other's company, and NFL teams removing ping pong tables w/stories about how they're finally taking football seriously.

At least I was in on it today. Got lucky that I was fed some inside info that Rozier was leaving in the first or second quarter (depending on game flow and live lines) so that his unders would hit.

Notable CFB Head Coaches Overall Records Since 2022: Kirby Smart 45-5 (90%) Dan Lanning 41-7 (85%) Steve Sarkisian 38-12 (76%) Josh Heupel 35-11 (76%) Lake Kiffin 35-11 (76%) Brian Kelly 34-13 (72%) Eli Drinkwitz 33-13 (72%) Dabo Sweeney 33-15 (69%) Mario Cristobal 27-17 (61%)

Longest tweet I have ever seen. I legitimately did not realize you could post a tweet this long.

Holy shit cold chills. This is spectacular

Matt Fletcher Danny White Blame the AD for not being able to compete with a MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM.. That makes sense

And you have people in the Tennessee fanbase trying to make you believe the athletic department didn’t do enough to keep him. When, in reality, Tennessee supports a sport that loses money at a higher level than literal pro teams with World Series wins. And that’s JUST his salary,

Also, can we take some of Vitello’s buyout money and get some football players who can tackle?

This part about the clock rules is dead on Georgia scored on every drive but a kneel out last week and gained 90% of the yards available to them in the game and still only put up 43 points. Even with a TD on every drive they’re only scoring 56 points. That’s very different

Tennessee is a special place, not because of one coach. Because of a long list of Legends like Neyland, Fulmer, Summitt, Mears, Pearl, Barnes, Vitello, Manning, White, Helton, Gilbert, Burke, Ernie & Bernie and on and on and on. But mainly because of a fanbase unrivaled in

The way the league used to handle gambling issues

But tanking isn’t real guys. At least that’s what everyone in sports media tells us, right?

Hmmm

We know who calls the shots. The folks in Birmingham go above and beyond to make sure that certain programs get certain calls in order to secure major top-ranked late season matchups and playoff slots. If you’ve watched the sport for long enough you know how this works.

Obviously the Titans are just being listed here because they don’t currently have a coach. Either way this is a huge hell no. He is the definition of failing upward.

There’s just no planet where LaNorris Sellers is a first round pick

This is the 4th-straight season under Josh Heupel the Vols have gone 6-2 or better through 8 games in a season. The Vols never had a 6-2 record or better through 8 games in the entirety of 2007-21

Why do good SEC teams play each other every week and good Big Ten teams never play each other

.Tennessee Football coaches w/ 5 seasons (from Neyland to now): -Phillip Fulmer: 49 wins -Bill Battle: 46 -Robert Neyland: 43 -Josh Huepel: 43* -Doug Dickey: 37 -Butch Jones: 34 -Bowden Wyatt: 33 -Johnny Majors: 29 -MB Banks: 27 *currently in 5th season; if Vols win out with 4

TEN decided to punt to IND from the IND 42 on 4th & 3 with 11:30 remaining in the 3rd while losing 7 to 17. With a Surrender Index of 27.01, this punt ranks at the 99.6th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2025 season, and the 97th percentile of all punts since 1999.