As punishment for losing bracket contest, EJ Stewart made me sing the Knicks theme song. It’s really punishment for Maggie Gray. “If no reboubds is the case, we put Oakley and Mace in your face.”

Tiger needs to go back to bed.

Want to get this straight. People who think Ippei is taking the fall for Shohei… the Feds have all this access to information and conversations and they wouldn’t be able to figure that out?

Tiger with his club backwards in a driving wind storm still hit a better shot than I could in normal circumstances.

Had a vision last night: Viktor Hovland. Long shot (+3500) but why not. Besides, I’m 1/4 Norwegian.

Nine weeks since I stepped on a basketball court. Warning to NYC hoopers. Getting my explosiveness back after knee injury. Should be back for playoffs.

Today’s Great Debate: Best Coaching Rant?

Maggie Gray: Mike Singletary “Can’t Do It”
Andrew Perloff: Dennis Green “Crown their ass!”
EJ Stewart: Dan Hawkins “Go Play Intramurals!”
Andrew Bogusch: Mike Gundy “I’m a man!
@petethebody: Jim Moran”Diddly Poo”

Your pick?

If you were Scottie Scheffler and your wife went into Labor during the Masters, would you ...

Did you find the San Antonio Spurs dynasty...

Where did this come from

Dork spotted in his native environment.

A Wrestlemania beatdown!

Maggie Gray & EJ Stewart get payback on @AndrewPerloff at the Grandest Stage of the All!

#Wrestlemania

Got a tough assignment for you. Create a starting 5 of former John Calipari players. Mine:

PG: Derrick Rose
SG: John Wall
SF: Devin Booker
PF: Bam Adebayo
C: Anthony Davis

What about - SGA, Jamal Murray, De'Aaron Fox, Tyrese Maxey, KAT, Julius Randle, Camby, Cousins?

Thought Zion was a lefty. He’s incredible.

Not gonna sweat Caitlin Clark not winning the title in legacy conversations. Getting to title game matters. Look at Chris Webber, Hakeem Olajuwon or Larry Bird.

As a proponent of ladder safety, had several issues with this match.

The Maggie and Perloff Show making a powerful statement at Wrestlemania.

At Wrestlemania. Just saw women’s championship. Can’t believe they did Becky like that.

Was this offensive foul called by the officials or ESPN execs who want Iowa in the title game?

I hope they admit nerds at Wrestlemania, b/c we’re coming.