Apple: 'Here’s new child protection features!' Also Apple: 'Oops, we accidentally made 'racist' autocorrect to 'Trump'.' The internet: 🤯😂 Meanwhile, in a rare privacy win, Apple stood up to UK demands for encryption backdoors—by pulling secure storage features entirely. A

Finally, something MPs can agree on—giving free school meals to 1.2M kids automatically. No forms, no hassle, just food on the plate. 🍽️ 

 But the price tag? The government says £75M a year, others say £210M. Quite the difference. 

 If approved, it could roll out by 2026.

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HS2 spent £20k on a Lego model of a train station… that's £1 per tiny plastic brick. Took 15,000 pieces, a consultancy firm, and two years of appearances (20 events total). Most of the time? It’s just chilling in storage. At that rate, maybe they should’ve just hired a kid

Canada just hit back at U.S. tariffs… in the most Canadian way possible. 🍁🥊 - LCBO is yanking 3,600 American products, worth $965M in sales. - Toronto pub says ‘no thanks’ to U.S. brands. - Montreal swapped 'Americanos' for ‘Canadianos’. Jack Daniels is feeling

John Lewis profits jump 73% to £97M, but guess what? No staff bonuses. Again. 

 - Sales up 3% to £12.8B - Waitrose doing the heavy lifting - 'Never Knowingly Undersold' makes a comeback - £600M investment planned 

 Employee-owned, but no bonuses three years

Starmer's got the political scalpel out—NHS England is getting the chop.  - £500m being moved from admin to patient care  - 10,000 jobs could vanish  - Aim: Less bureaucracy, shorter waiting lists  Efficient reform or reckless gamble? Let's discuss. 🏥✂️

Trump hops into a red Tesla at the White House and yells 'Everything’s computers!' 🚗💻     Now Democrats want an ethics investigation. Meanwhile, Tesla’s stock is tanking, and this stunt is supposed to fix it?     A bold move… or just a short circuit waiting to happen?

The Blue Ghost lander just pulled off a space flex—capturing a solar eclipse from the moon.     A glowing ring of light reflected in its solar panel, making history as the first commercial spacecraft to snap an eclipse from the lunar surface.     Meanwhile, astronauts on Earth?

The world’s biggest iceberg just rage-quit its 40-year journey. 

 A23a, about twice the size of Greater London, broke off Antarctica in 1986 (when mullets ruled the world) and has finally run aground near South Georgia Island. 

 Now? Scientists say it'll slowly break

We were spotted/featured at Apple Cupertino visitor centre during WWDC! There's tea here but it's mostly iced 🤔 🦅😝

Trump’s $15B case against The New York Times has been tossed out. A judge rejected it as "decidedly improper and impermissible" and even compared the filing to Speakers’ Corner rather than a legal document. Liz Truss’s lettuce lasted longer. Trump’s team now has 28 days to try