Price rise letter from Virgin Media ❤️ arrives. Letter points to website which gives only option to call... Phone lines are always too busy to take my call and disconnect. Nice little scam! Most customers will just give up and roll into higher price. Why can't we just cancel online?

The other half of the Countdown clock #ukcomedy

Agency Covid Tester #ukcomedy

Just a reminder that the UK placed an order for 60 million Novavax vaccines last August. The EU are yet to conclude their order for a total of 200 million doses...

So tonight is the night for the airing of Episode 1 of The Sound & Vision Show with yours truly at the helm. It’s on from 9pm for an hour and you should be able to listen by following the link player.shoutca.st/?username=noba…

Good job everyone

Delighted to be dubbing Alan Partridge into French, Spanish, Italian and Greek, for wholly legitimate and authentic reasons 🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇬🇷

Song about lower back pain

What goes into an average shift driving a lorry? Thought I would live tweet about my shift tonight. Might be interesting, or not, either way I have few remaining opportunities to show you into a world you may not otherwise ever see. Feel free to share if you wish 🚛

Guy who came up with the wink

Squid game deleted scenes

Love triangle

Mary and Joseph on the donkey #MORGVENT

Shepherds on their way #MORGVENT

Kings lose the star again #MORGVENT

Boris’s Birthday party #PartyGate

Magical evening in New York with the incredible Declan O'Rourke. The stories, the songwriting, the guitar playing and the singing all top notch. Truly a moving experience. Thanks for an unforgettable end to a great trip, sir.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

It’s hard to recommend Latitude Festival to folks with young kids when it’s takes hours to navigate the local traffic to even get onsite. Joined a local queue two and half hours ago and still a way away.