Ooh are the snowflaky Tory MPs getting all huffy about being called out for voting against forcing water companies to dump less shit in our waterways? Getting cross with *us* for minding about *their* abject negligence? Exactly what does it take for these people to ever be sorry?

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Big fan of Joe Lycett refusing to take an unserious person seriously

Wow. Tory MP Andrew Bridgen is in massive financial trouble. Described as completely dishonest by a judge, now owes £800,000 in legal costs and £250,000 in back rent for five years. Note, bankruptcy results in the dismissal of an MP, and a by-election. buff.ly/3ALcq6d

Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library

Hey there @ASOS. What's your policy for your delivery partner lying that they have delivered a package? I'm out of pocket and without my clothes...

Recall of Parliament. Vote of No Confidence. General Election. Retweet if you want this to happen. Now.

The airport used to be an enjoyable part of my journey. Heathrow Airport have put a stop to that. No way you can still be blaming #covid for continued queues and poor experience.

Hey British Airways looks like our flight is delayed by c.4hrs. What's the deal with airport vouchers this end and transport from Heathrow on arrival as the tube will be closed?

Glastonbury sale has been pushed back to 8pm, RT to spread awareness

Hey Icelandair with our check in allowance if we are travelling with 2 people on the booking, can one bag be 1kg over if the other is well under?

Hi there @Vegagerdin any update on when the number 1 Road will open near skaftafell?

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Hi FedEx Help is there a way to talk to an actual person? Tracking shows delivered. It's not. I cannot get past your phone bot

So vital you vote for and oversee raw sewage being pumped to our rivers and seas and do nothing. Your incompetence and delusion is staggering

Hi easyJet I'm trying to book a one way flight from RAK to LGW but the website is only showing payment in Moroccan dirhams. I want to pay using a credit voucher/ GBP. How do I do this?

Hey there Avanti West Coast when will you be releasing advance tickets for London/Manchester in October?

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