I’m not crying, you’re crying.

can y’all make #ScooterSusan go viral? #nashville #bird

Hey libtards- has it occurred to you that the president wasn’t grabbing women by their privates, but bravely shielding them from ms-13 caravan rapists? Use your heads, people!

It’s hard to find a single word in AG Barr’s press conference that doesn’t sound like it’s coming from the president’s personal lawyer.

Finally- vinyl that matches my wallpaper. Thanks, record store day!

If you haven’t heard of Yola yet, seek her out. She will restore your faith in music.

New idea for national elections- each candidate has to spell the names of all the states, and they lose the electoral votes of the ones they get wrong. #literacy

retweet this for a chance to win a broken harmonica, a pedal that doesn't work (may just need battery) a hat thats a size too small, another broken harmonica, a book i've read; sure its stuff i don't want but still..

Yeah, my wallpaper is a bit antiquated, but my vinyl game is HUGE. #priorities

I figure if I’m gonna shelter in place, I might as well do it at the radio station.

The only logical ending to a dreadful week

Lahaina Wharf Relief gofund.me/5eee61f0

Eclipse update, Bakersfield style- vaguely yellowish sky, lots of people looking up. That's about it.

Believe it or not, this is a shark on the freeway in Houston, Texas. #HurricaneHarvy

HFB will always support Houston during disaster. When it's safe we will need volunteers. If you can make a donation: bit.ly/HFBHarveyRelief

Which hurts more- losing the match, or knowing you have to go back to work at Hot Dog On A Stick?

Adam West's neighbor's gardener's stepson?

How big a jerk is the person who came up with the word "lisp"? Jesus- did it really have to have an S in it? Seems cruel and unnecessary.

Welcome to New Orleans- where even the cops sell shirts.